Reblogged from parasailin-sarahpalin
Kleenex
It's not how hard you can do it, it's how long you can do it for.


omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin, via yalittle-nasty)